I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
operation have a gay friend backfired
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
