i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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