Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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