nut hugger
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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