So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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