Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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