She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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