I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she pinky promised me she was 18
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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