...so i touched it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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