Whoa Z and x make the same sound
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Wipe that smile off your face.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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