Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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