I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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