She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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