I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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