went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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