I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think I sprained my soul last night
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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