what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
The ass gains better be worth it
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