found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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