so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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