Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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