Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Boobs speak an international language.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
