That's intense
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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