it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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