Your tits are I can't wait for
it was like eating out sand paper
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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