he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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