used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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