O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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