you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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