whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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