once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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