did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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