Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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