I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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