What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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