im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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