it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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