quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
