Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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