went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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