For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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