i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
3 2 1 whiskey
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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