ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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