Small penises have feelings too.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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