I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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