We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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