I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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