Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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