Dual....:-)
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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