I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Randomize
