At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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